Timothy, can I call you Tim?
Tim, I know you may be wondering what’s happening here. I’m sending you this message across time and space in the hopes that you’ll gain something from it.
Now, I don’t mean across space in the way you’re thinking. Unless of course I misjudged this time thing, and you’re not on Earth. If that’s the case, then pop a protein pill for me. Otherwise, I just mean across the space and time from where I sit, here in Arizona in the early twenty-first century, and where you sit, whenever and wherever you’re sitting. My source for this information is reliable, just not completely forthcoming, but enough about that.
You’re sitting right? Because I’ve got a doozy for ya. Do you kids still say doozy?
Anyway, don’t look now, but that message you just saw outside? Yeah, that’s just the beginning. There’s going to be a lot more of those. That’s all I have for you right now. You should probably put this down. Get some rest. Tomorrow’s going to be a busy day.