All Who May Read,
What follows came to my attention in a most unexpected way. In a letter addressed to me from the estate of wealthy philanthropist. It came with oddly specific instructions about the method and timing of its release to the public. Below I try with due diligence to honor that request.
If the contents are meant to be taken at their word, then I hope for the best—for us all.
Sincerely,
Harry Meier